Friday, July 9, 2010

In Lieu of Cynicism

My last few posts have been rather cynical.
Maybe I am a closet pessimist.
To change the mood up I decided to review myself as I near the end of the semester and decided to put up self realizations; 25 of them to be exact.
1: I love bare feet; my own of course, others gross me out. I love the way pavement; grass, carpet, and tile feel under my bare feet. I love not worrying about whether shoes go with my outfit.
2: I love driving with the windows down. I love when my hair gets mussed from the wind. Sexy don’t you think?
3: I make up stories about myself when I fly on airplanes. I love telling random folks about the life I wish I had. Awful you think? No, why shouldn’t I dream out loud?
4: I abhor snow. Nothing ruins a day like waking up to fresh snow. I see no purpose for it. It is cold, wet; it stinks and causes more casualties in the world. People should not be dying because of this awful occurrence in nature.
5: I am extremely observant but, only when it comes to people. Body language intrigues me. I like it when people express exactly what they mean to say through their body language even when it does not match what is coming out their mouth. I notice a lot of things others don’t through what they are screaming with their appendages.
6: I want to learn Italian. When G and I were in Italy I fell in love. Someday I will.
7: I don’t like my height. I am tall. Must everyone point it out when they meet me?
8: My childhood dream was to be a doctor. While others were dreaming of being princesses ( yes I did hit that stage, but quickly moved on) and mothers all I wanted to be was a doctor. I loved the human body even from a young age and was pretty determined to be a doctor. I have since moved on from that dream. It’s funny how dreams fade.
9: G (my beloved mother) is one of my very best friends. I truly feel bad for any man that I do end up with because he is going to have to learn to cope with my obsessive need to ask G about everything major decision ( and not so major decisions) in my life.
10: I want all boys when I finally get around to spawning. A girl would be nice, but boys are so fun.
11: I love football. It’s not just the tight pants the players walk around in, although that is a nice little bonus. I do love the game and everything about it.
12: I think white wedding dresses are tacky.
13: I love to read! I do not like chick lit however.
14: My nephew G is the love of my life. I would take a bullet for that little boy, and would proceed to jump over the moon if he asked me.
15: I love roller coasters. The thrill gets me every time.
16: I don’t like it when people talk loudly on the phone. If I wanted to hear what they were talking about I would have inquired myself.
17: I day dream often. I think of how my life could be if I had chosen different paths.
18: There is no filter between my brain and my mouth. Whatever I am thinking just comes right out (hence the title of my blog).
19: I love pride and prejudice. I quote it often, even when nobody understands but me.
20: I am obsessive about my teeth. I brush and floss multiple times a day.
21: I love yoga. I am a dedicated yogi and proud of it.
22: Popcorn is my favorite food.
23: I do not like receiving flowers. I think they are over-priced and useless. Any gentleman who has given me flowers has been written off. I take it as frivolous and thoughtless; quite contrary to popular belief of society.
24: I am lactose in tolerant. It does suck, please don’t ask.
25: I dearly love to laugh.
Please forgive me for two posts in one day I had to compensate for the negativity,
T.

1 comment:

  1. How dare you rag on snow and say there is no use!!!! I am an extreme lover of snowboarding. So if mother nature would be so kind as to only snow in the mountains that would be great. because other than that I also hate the cold.

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